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2024 04 25

When it comes to making photos, Iā€™ve tended to be pretty vanilla throughout my professional career. Basically, whatever the most recent pro-level Canon SLR body is on the market is what Iā€™ve used with little to no variation. Sure, I love their cameras (hit me about about a sponsorship!) and they do pretty much exactly what I need them to do, however, this was a mistake. Thankfully, Iā€™ve been fully embracing using different tools for different jobs lately. After purchasing my first Ricoh and basically carrying it with me in my pocket everywhere I go, my horizons have been expanded and Iā€™ve seen the light. Even now, after over a year of constant use and abuse, that the camera has an ever noticeable layer of dust lining the sensor, Iā€™m finding myself not much annoyed about it. The dust, while yes maybe not ideal in most situations, also adds a bit of uniqueness to each image, like the imperfections of film or making a photograph through a window or reflective surface. Basically, finding ways to turn otherwise ordinary images into something that has a bit more character.

Itā€™s been a trend for a few years now that photojournalists covering boring political assignments will use fun optical tricks to spice up otherwise bland photos of old, white, male politicians standing up on a stage in front of a mic. Using an iphone to add a mirrored reflection; shooting through sparkley stuff to add visual interest. Soon, I imagine, youā€™ll see presidential press conferences (if we ever have those again) covered by the New York Times using a busted Holga with funky light leaks because, why not? Itā€™s different.

-Clayton

Bare tree on a sunny winter afternoon, dusty Ricoh sensor for character. Chicago, Illinois. March, 2024. Ā© Clayton Hauck

When it comes to making photos, Iā€™ve tended to be pretty vanilla throughout my professional career from an equipment perspective. Basically, whatever the most recent pro-level Canon SLR body is on the market is what Iā€™ve used with little to no variation, aside from mixing up my editing style. Sure, I love their cameras (reach out about about sponsorship opportunities!) and they do pretty much exactly what I need them to do, however, this was a mistake. Thankfully, Iā€™ve been fully embracing using different tools for different jobs lately. After purchasing my first Ricoh (reach out about about sponsorship opportunities!) and basically carrying it with me in my pocket everywhere I go, my horizons have been expanded and Iā€™ve seen the light! Even now (after over a year of constant use and abuse) that the camera has an ever noticeable layer of dust lining the sensor, forcing me to shoot everything at f2.8, Iā€™m finding myself not much annoyed about it. The dust, while yes maybe not ideal in most situations, also adds a bit of uniqueness to each image, like the imperfections of film or making a photograph through a window or reflective surface. Basically, finding ways to turn otherwise ordinary images into something that has a bit more character.

Itā€™s been a trend for a few years now that photojournalists covering boring political assignments will use fun optical tricks to spice up otherwise bland photos of old, white, male politicians standing on a stage in front of a mic. Using an iphone to add a mirrored reflection; shooting through sparkley stuff to add visual interest; greasing up your lens with a bit of spray tan. Soon, I imagine, youā€™ll see presidential press conferences (if we ever have those again) covered by the New York Times using a busted Holga (reach out about about sponsorship opportunities!) with funky light leaks because, why not? Itā€™s different.

-Clayton

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2024 04 15

Well, well. Happy tax day. Having jammed my weekend full of plans (hosted multiple events at the studio while vastly misjudging the time involved), I find myself scrambling to get my tax payment in the mail so it can be postmarked on time, while scrambling to get a blog post up without having one ready to go in the morning for the first time, while scrambling to clean up the studio and do laundry and get the house in order and kick on the air conditioning for the first time, all before departing town tomorrow afternoon for a quick work trip. Yes, spring has sprung and things are moving.

Letā€™s see if I canā€™t get some more blog posts in the pipeline and keep this streak going for a while longer. Would hate to end it on such an uneventful note.

-Clayton

Illuminated window on a winter night. Chicago, Illinois. December, 2023. Ā© Clayton Hauck

Well, well. Happy tax day. Having jammed my weekend full of plans (hosted multiple events at the studio while vastly misjudging the time involved), I find myself scrambling to get my tax payment in the mail so it can be postmarked on time, while scrambling to get a blog post up without having one ready to go in the morning for the first time, while scrambling to clean up the studio and do laundry and get the house in order and kick on the air conditioning for the first time, all before departing town tomorrow afternoon for a quick work trip. Yes, spring has sprung and things are moving.

Letā€™s see if I canā€™t get some more blog posts in the pipeline and keep this streak going for a while longer. Would hate to end it on such an uneventful note.

-Clayton

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2024 04 13

You ever hear something that just sticks with you for whatever reason? A while back I was either watching a youtube video or reading a twitter thread, I donā€™t remember, from a guy who spends a lot of time sleeping outside in various places while doing his best to avoid trouble from sketchy situations, the law, etc. It was a really interesting and detailed account filled with tips and tricks about how he gets by living off the land. I promptly forgot every detail except one little nugget, which is that he often sleeps up in trees. His reasoning is what really stuck with he: nobody bothers to look up.

I fancy myself quite observant, however, after reading this detail Iā€™ve found myself glancing upward approximately 50% more frequently, often expecting to see someone camped out in a tree high above, just living their life without a care in the world. One dayā€¦

-Clayton

Bare tree in winter as seen through the glass roof of my car. Chicago, Illinois. February, 2024. Ā© Clayton Hauck

You ever hear something that just sticks with you for whatever reason? A while back I was either watching a youtube video or reading a twitter thread, I donā€™t remember, from a guy who spends a lot of time sleeping outside in various places while doing his best to avoid trouble from sketchy situations, the law, etc. It was a really interesting and detailed account filled with tips and tricks about how he gets by living off the land. I promptly forgot every detail except one little nugget, which is that he often sleeps up in trees. His reasoning is what really stuck with he: nobody bothers to look up.

I fancy myself quite observant, however, after reading this detail Iā€™ve found myself glancing upward approximately 50% more frequently, often expecting to see someone camped out in a tree high above, just living their life without a care in the world. One dayā€¦

-Clayton

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2024 03 31

Itā€™s Easter Sunday, so Iā€™m off being a good Catholic boy. Shout out to my mom who is my #1 reader and un-paid PR person.

xoxo

-Clayton

PS - Iā€™ll be in Nashville all next week for work. Letā€™s see if I managed to pre-load enough blog posts before I left town to keep this daily blog rolling.

PPS - if you have any eating or drinking reccos in Nashville (Americaā€™s most overrated city!), please let me know (I donā€™t dislike Nashville, itā€™s just very much overrated)!

A winter stroll through Palmer Square Park. Hazy nights are a photographerā€™s hall pass. Chicago, Illinois. December, 2023. Ā© Clayton Hauck

Itā€™s Easter Sunday, so Iā€™m off being a good Catholic boy. Shout out to my mom who is my #1 reader and un-paid PR person.

xoxo

-Clayton

PS - Iā€™ll be in Nashville all next week for work. Letā€™s see if I managed to pre-load enough blog posts before I left town to keep this daily blog rolling.
PPS - if you have any eating or drinking reccos in Nashville (Americaā€™s most overrated city!), please let me know (I donā€™t dislike Nashville, itā€™s just very much overrated)!

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2024 03 28

Iā€™m a writer now! In learning how to make a living at my new profession, I stumbled across this bit of wisdom from Jason Zweig of the WSJ who says there are three (3) ways to be a professional writer:

Lie to people who want to be lied to and youā€™ll get rich.

Tell the truth to those who want the truth, and youā€™ll make a living.

Tell the truth who those who want to be lied to, and youā€™ll go broke.

Please come back tomorrow to read my breakdown on 50 ways to get insanely rich without doing a lick of work. I swear this list is vetted and is a favorite of Warren Buffet and Sir Edmund Blackadder. Blackadder did a ten-part Masterclass breaking down how heā€™s made over $20 billion and only let in 24 students who each had to pay $1 million, which he donated to charity because heā€™s a Sir. I was fortunate enough to be one of the class members and will release my gained wisdoms in tomorrowā€™s blog to you, dear reader who wants to be lied to, in exchange for one page view to help inflate my depressed ego ā€” see you tomorrow!

-Clayton

PS- this Zweig nugget is brilliant and applies to life in general, not just writing. It was mentioned in Morgan Houselā€™s book Same as Ever, which I will hopefully go into more in a future blog entry. Itā€™s full of amazing wisdom, most of which can be found on his blog. His previous book The Psychology of Money is fantastic and highly recommended as well.

Bare apple tree in winter with a pretty sunset above. Chicago, Illinois. February, 2024. Ā© Clayton Hauck

Iā€™m a writer now! In learning how to make a living at my new profession, I stumbled across this bit of wisdom from Jason Zweig of the WSJ who says there are three (3) ways to be a professional writer: 

  1. Lie to people who want to be lied to and youā€™ll get rich.

  2. Tell the truth to those who want the truth, and youā€™ll make a living.

  3. Tell the truth who those who want to be lied to, and youā€™ll go broke. 

Please come back tomorrow to read my breakdown on 50 ways to get insanely rich without doing a lick of work. I swear this list is vetted and is a favorite of Warren Buffet and Sir Edmund Blackadder. Blackadder did a ten-part Masterclass breaking down how heā€™s made over $20 billion and only let in 24 students who each had to pay $1 million, which he donated to charity because heā€™s a Sir. I was fortunate enough to be one of the class members and will release my gained wisdoms in tomorrowā€™s blog to you, dear reader who wants to be lied to, in exchange for one page view to help inflate my depressed ego ā€” see you tomorrow!

-Clayton

PS- this Zweig nugget is brilliant and applies to life in general, not just writing. It was mentioned in Morgan Houselā€™s book Same as Ever, which I will hopefully go into more in a future blog entry. Itā€™s full of amazing wisdom, most of which can be found on his company blog. His previous book The Psychology of Money is fantastic and highly recommended as well.

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2024 02 29

Iā€™m going to become a photographer!

The real estate business is not what it used to be. It used to be that houses were tough to build and required years of training, expensive equipment, knowledge of a labyrinth of legal rules and regulations. These days, anyone can build a house with ease. Cheap tools from China and ample materials from our lax environmental laws have allowed houses to be made almost instantly and posted on social networks for anyone to bid on. The supply and demand has shifted greatly, meaning my compensation on each transaction is nearly zero. Basically, the only way to make a living as a real estate agent these days is to become an influencer, sell courses, convince new people to get their license and charge them for lessons, or to get a TV deal and turn your entire life into ā€œcontent.ā€

Itā€™s because of this that Iā€™ve decided to pivot my career, buy a camera, and become a professional photographer! The possibilities are endless! I can photograph headshots, weddings, parties, babies, houses (lol), food, cars, etc. People truly need photos of everything these days and ā€œcontent is kingā€ they tell me, which means the supply and demand economics are more in my favor so long as Iā€™m providing my clients with top notch work. Iā€™m confident I can do this because my friend took a photography class in high school and I often helped with her projects. Iā€™m also really getting into learning from the many photographers on YouTube who reveal all of their methods for free.

Please tell your friends and family I am now available for assignments worldwide. If youā€™ve bought a house from me previously, I will hook you up with 20% off your first portrait or family session! Just use promo code #OLDCLIENTNEWFRIEND20

-Clayton

Wintry street scene on my block in Chicagoā€™s Logan Square neighborhood. January, 2024 Ā© Clayton Hauck

Iā€™m going to become a photographer!

The real estate business is not what it used to be. It used to be that houses were tough to build and required years of training, expensive equipment, knowledge of a labyrinth of legal rules and regulations. These days, anyone can build a house with ease. Cheap tools from China and ample materials from our lax environmental laws have allowed houses to be made almost instantly and posted on social networks for anyone to bid on. The supply and demand has shifted greatly, meaning my compensation on each transaction is nearly zero. Basically, the only way to make a living as a real estate agent these days is to become an influencer, sell courses, convince new people to get their license and charge them for lessons, or to get a TV deal and turn your entire life into ā€œcontent.ā€

Itā€™s because of this that Iā€™ve decided to pivot my career, buy a camera, and become a professional photographer! The possibilities are endless! I can photograph headshots, weddings, parties, babies, houses (lol), food, cars, etc. People truly need photos of everything these days and ā€œcontent is kingā€ they tell me, which means the supply and demand economics are more in my favor so long as Iā€™m providing my clients with top notch work. Iā€™m confident I can do this because my friend took a photography class in high school and I often helped with her projects. Iā€™m also really getting into learning from the many photographers on YouTube who reveal all of their methods for free. 

Please tell your friends and family I am now available for assignments worldwide. If youā€™ve bought a house from me previously, I will hook you up with 20% off your first portrait or family session! Just use promo code #OLDCLIENTNEWFRIEND20

-Clayton

PS- happy Leap Year!

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2024 01 06

Because Nobody In The World knows about this website, it would be nice if a Top Tier Clandestine Spy Network started using it to communicate in the comments sections so I could get a little inside peek at how the world operates while I think up what to say the next day.

cc: @whitehouse (not the porn site), @joebiden, @cia, @fbi, @mossad, @isi, etc

-Clayton

Vertical or horizontal? I canā€™t decide. Also, do I love these images? I canā€™t decide. December, 2023. Chicago. Ā©Clayton Hauck

Because Nobody In The World knows about this website, it would be nice if a Top Tier Clandestine Spy Network started using it to communicate in the comments sections so I could get a little inside peek at how the world operates while I think up what to say the next day.

cc: @whitehouse (not the porn site), @joebiden, @cia, @fbi, @mossad, @isi, etc

-Clayton

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2024 01 04

This album got me thinking about art and how music is, rightfully, among the most celebrated of art forms (and how photography is not even really considered art). Within a song, let alone an entire album, you have countless opportunities to connect with an audience. A catchy lyric, fun melody, weird sound, etc. Even the worldā€™s most iconic photographs are like the equivalent of a single note, or perhaps on a good day a little jingle (photography books or collections is another story!). Sometimes a photographer will hit a home run and merge a striking image with a relevant global conversation and it can connect and have a deeper impact, like the memorable photojournalistic images through the years, but even my strongest images will be mostly forgotten by next Tuesday.

Anyway, this album is better than 99.86% of the worldā€™s photographs.

Boy, youā€™re pessimistic on photography! Do you hate it? More on this later.

Enjoy!

-Clayton

Sloppy Bob. November, 2023. Chicago. Ā©Clayton Hauck

A fun album I recently came upon via Ezra Furmanā€™s favorite albums of 2023 list:

This album got me thinking about art and how music is, rightfully, among the most celebrated of art forms (and how photography is not even really considered art). Within a song, let alone an entire album, you have countless opportunities to connect with an audience. A catchy lyric, fun melody, weird sound, etc. Even the worldā€™s most iconic photographs are like the equivalent of a single note, or perhaps on a good day a little jingle (photography books or bodies of work is another story!). Sometimes a photographer will hit a home run and merge a striking image with a relevant global conversation and it can connect and have a deeper impact, like the memorable photojournalistic images through the years, but even my strongest images will be mostly forgotten by next Tuesday.

Anyway, this album is better than 99.86% of the worldā€™s photographs.

Enjoy!

-Clayton

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2024 01 01

Even years are better.

I was born on an odd year, on an odd day, in an odd month. You may say Iā€™m odd, and thatā€™s exactly why Iā€™ve decided to ā€” after years of wanting but failing to ā€” start a daily photo blogā„¢ļø at the ripe old (odd) age of 41!

Surely this will be my ticket to Photography Fame & (fortune, sadly, is no longer possible in the photography industry) Busy Work. You may even be blessed by musings and insights as good as this!

So buckle up and enjoy the ride. Weā€™ll see how far we can get before the car runs out of juice.

Happy New Year.

Clayton

PS- Thanks to Richard Avedon for naming this website. More on that later.

Moon through trees. November, 2023. Wilmette. Ā©Clayton Hauck

Even years are better.

I was born on an odd year, on an odd day, in an odd month. You may say Iā€™m odd, and thatā€™s exactly why Iā€™ve decided to ā€” after years of wanting but failing to ā€” start a daily photo blogā„¢ļø at the ripe old (odd) age of 41!

Surely this will be my ticket to Photography Fame & (fortune, sadly, is no longer possible in the photography industry) Busy Work. You may even be blessed by musings and insights as good as this!

So buckle up and enjoy the ride. Weā€™ll see how far we can get before the car runs out of juice.

Happy New Year.

-Clayton

PS- Thanks to Richard Avedon for naming this website. More on that later.

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